Hi All! Jeez....But it's getting cold! Oh! it's alright
for you lot, But when youv'e only a little hairy coat to Shield
you from the elements,
Like me and all the other Dalmations....It's buddy Freezin!
Specially the pinkBits!
Ah! Well! So what has been happening since the last
time I sat at the "Puter"?
Well I went on my "Olidays" Yup! old Grumble guts actually took
me away for a few days!
We even went to the Seaside! Brilliant Buddy Berwick! Well
I have to say I really enjoy myself on "Olidays" (Well Most of it)
First there is the car
trip, Its a little cramped from me in the car, as others
have to share the back seat, Now I am not a selfish Dog and don't mind
sharing, But They could
have given me a bit more room! After all I'm a big Dog!
Still it's not to far to Berwick, So it wasn't too bad!
Then I had the whole weekend to lie about
in the Crackervan Couch and recharge the old batteries. Mind
you they did insist on taking me out, Now I
don't mind that, As it gives me the chance to meet others,
and you never know there might just be a little biscuit in it for
me! The problem is that
they all shout "Oh! Look a Dalmation!" then they rush up and
start slapping me on the back of my head (That Buddy
hurts). "Oh He's Beautiful" SLAP!
SLAP! SLAP! "What a lovely Doggie" SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!
I mean wouldn't that give you a Headache?
Then they take me to the Beach! OH! I love the beach! Running on the
Sand,
Digging in the Seaweed, having a little paddle in the water, Its great,
There is even some caves to explore!
A funny thing happened on the second time I went to the beach! I was
digging away in the Seaweed,
When suddenly this little beast shot out from under a big clump!
OH! Look Domino's found a SCAB (or something like that)
Now! Scab or no Scab! I wasn't going near this thing! It had two buddy
great pairs of pliers in its hands and kept clicking them in my direction!
Well
just to show my superiority I gave one of my loudest "WOOF! WOOF!"
That did the trick and of the little Scab went SIDIEWAYS
along the beach, Still
clicking its pliers! and scuttled under a fresh bit of Seaweed!
AH! well a Dog must do what a Dog must do! So I just had a
quick "Widdle" on it and left it there!
On our last day at Berwick they took me on a nice long walk along
the Cliff top, That was great as I could run about as much as I wanted,
In fact I was
way ahead of them all, and ran down this grassy bank,
and there was this other two Human's lying on a Blanket!
Well they certainly took me by surprise! But they didn't even seem to
notice me! I think that the woman must have had a little accident with
her clothes,
As both of them had their hands up her skirt trying to hold her Thingies
up!
Still the thing that caught my attention was! The Women
MUST have had a really nice "Sweetie" in her mouth!
Cause this man was trying to get it out
of her! I'll just sit and look nice! I thought to myself and
maybe I'll get a bit of the Sweetie! So I gives this little
"Woof" just so they know I'm here!
God! The Woman let out a Scream! and the man jumped to his feet, waving his hands in the Air!
It gave me quite a fright I can tell you! Still this man got really annoyed and started throwing things at me!
Well I suppose I can't really blame him! The problems were worse that even I thought as when he tried to grab me His trousers fell down as well!
I suppose that I should not have bothered them when they were so busy trying to repair each others clothes, But I only wanted a bit of the Womans Sweetie!
Ach! well Now I'm back home and back to the Mundane things of life! Chasing Cats and things!